The Longest Fable (I’ve) Ever Written…
The meta-fable of a world forgotten…
Author Archives: justinlehman
The Very Greatest Thing You’re Not Reading…
If there’s a moment if your life that’s absent a little tongue-in-cheek, then search no more! Grand Author and Ne’er-Royal Poo-bah, J.B. Chisholm, and her iconic (if not epic) work, […]
“…Something other than Harm,” part 3 of 3
It was during this time that the cat, true to form, began to impart some more of his lessons. The first of which came to me in a near-rabid memory […]
“Pill-Poppin’ Freak Kitties,” part 2 of 3
…I have never given a cat a pill before, so I was more than a little relieved to see that the dosage of these things was small: half of one, […]
“The Cat Who Lived,” part 1 of 3
About a month ago, immediately after the final phase of some home repairs, the cat caught a cold. It wasn’t anything major, the occasional raspy breathing spell, a rare, “old […]
“Adult Content!” Meaning ‘Sex’
“Adult Content, Meaning ’Sex’, the argument about body-image we wish we could have. There’s a lot of pressure on girls and women on how they look, because appearance is the first, if […]
“An Idiot Contemplates Apple Pie…”
“An Idiot Contemplates Apple Pie, a Practice in Stream of Consciousness” I wrote this a few weeks ago and for reasons soon surely evident has been taken to being called […]
“The Cat Before Christmas”
Or “What the Cat Taught me” or “Why I Hate Cats all the Time.” It was Christmas Eve, going on midnight, when a friend of mine reminded me that a […]
“Something Wicked This Way is Already Present and Scary…”
A Kardashian-style return to social media! It seems like social media has given rise to a new kind of mob mentality. It’s unsurprising, though. It’s simple tech, usable by […]
“More than Irrational”
It’s the thing about perception and standards of beauty that I wanna talk about. Quickly, my view is enough to make you hate me: It’s there for a reason. Necessary, […]
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