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The Very Greatest Thing You’re Not Reading…

November 30, 2017by justinlehman Leave a comment

If there’s a moment if your life that’s absent a little tongue-in-cheek, then search no more! Grand Author and Ne’er-Royal Poo-bah, J.B. Chisholm, and her iconic (if not epic) work, […]

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Fiction, Fiction Writing, First Post, Humor, Writing

“The Cat Before Christmas”

December 26, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

Or “What the Cat Taught me” or “Why I Hate Cats all the Time.” It was Christmas Eve, going on midnight, when a friend of mine reminded me that a […]

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Cats, Fiction, Humor, The Brain, Writing

“@the Dentist with Dodi Holmes”

September 13, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

  I feel as though my teeth are sharper because they’re cleaner. Can that be true? Or were they filed while I was strapped to the chair? With all the […]

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Crazy, Fiction, Fiction Writing, Humor, the Dentist Horror, Writing

“The Cat as a Guardian Angel”

August 13, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

It’s little well-known (for good reason) that the cat was once considered for the important position of Guardian Angel. Poor Puss was given his shot, but… There were a few […]

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Cats, Crazy, Fiction, Humor, Writing

“The Most Intense Non-Action of the Ages!”

July 26, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

“D’you think there’s treasure in the temple?” Cambali asked. “A place with so many statues has to be guarding something.” “Is that how treasure works?” Tapi was quick to ask. […]

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Ancient Tamils, Cambali, Fiction, Girls, Humor, Mythology, Sisters, Tapi, Writing

“It has no title yet, it’ll be something insulting, though.”

June 24, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

An ordinary day features ordinary things. Ordinary people in an ordinary place – San Diego Springs, Colorado, to be exact. But this story is not about an ordinary day and thus […]

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Fiction, Humor, Writing

“A Team Bad Cat Incident”

May 4, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

– by Sophie Belle (the good Dog) There was a time in our lives when it wasn’t bad enough that we had one stinky cat, no, our fearless Katie saw […]

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Cats, Dogs, Fiction, Humor, Life Changes, Writing

“A Team Dachshund Incident”

April 29, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

– by Sophie Belle (the good Dog) “Vee must hurry, Daphne. Zee humans could be home any second,” Mr. Pete, the tweeny Dachshund said. He’s German gentleman, a sleek sort, […]

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Dachshund, Dogs, Fiction, Humor, Team Dachshund, Writing

“Witnessing a Bank Robbery with Nate Grafton”

April 24, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

(a mostly true story) Picture this! The dead of Friday night before the tail-end of last Thursday, Nate and I were on my front stoop talking about various herbal remedies […]

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Fiction, Humor, Life Changes, Writing

And Why Not A Giraffe?

April 16, 2016by justinlehman Leave a comment

The roughest draft of Ch. 2 of my project before work interrupted its progress. (Errors and all!) =) Ch. 1 in archives, of course.

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Cats, Dogs, Fiction, Humor, Imagination, Life Changes, Writing

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Past Musings

  • The Longest Fable (I’ve) Ever Written… December 1, 2017
  • The Very Greatest Thing You’re Not Reading… November 30, 2017
  • “…Something other than Harm,” part 3 of 3 March 16, 2017
  • “Pill-Poppin’ Freak Kitties,” part 2 of 3 March 15, 2017
  • “The Cat Who Lived,” part 1 of 3 March 15, 2017
  • “Adult Content!” Meaning ‘Sex’ December 30, 2016
  • “An Idiot Contemplates Apple Pie…” December 28, 2016
  • “The Cat Before Christmas” December 26, 2016
  • “Something Wicked This Way is Already Present and Scary…” November 15, 2016
  • “More than Irrational” September 14, 2016

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